pussbreath
when a guy, goes down on a girl so much, his morning breath is replaced by a v-g-n-l odour coming from every tooth c-n-l and gum pore.
saleem: yo man whats going on buddy?
peter: bro, wtf you doing with your life?
saleem: -laughs- why man?
peter: you have some nasty -ss pussbreath…
saleem: gtg man..
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