Pussphyxiation
noun
a condition caused by lack of air when drowning in p-ssy.
mother (worried): oh, doctor. what will happen to my son?
doctor: i’m afraid there is nothing to fix anymore. he pusssphyxiated and the lack of oxygen killed him. mother (crying): pussphyxiation? oh dear. he’s gone. i should’ve kept him away from that old spice.
#drown #p-ssy #choke #stud #oxygen #vag #old spice
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