Pussy-22
a no-win situation in which the only way to possibly have intercourse with a woman is to submit to her ridiculous demands. once the man submits, the woman considers him a p-ssy, and labels him un-f-ckable.
guy 1: “dude, i can’t believe that guy is putting up with all of that bigitty b-tch’s bullsh-t. ”
guy 2: “well, it’s his only chance of ever getting laid.”
guy 1: “yeah, but she’s just gonna label him un-f-ckable if he gives in.”
guy 2: “what a p-ssy-22!”
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