Pussy Burp
when a woman, usually below the age of sixty, has to fart really bad. but, due to her high level of sophistication and manners, she shoves her thumb in her -ss, and covers her mouth. but the gas has to come out somewhere. so, to ease what could become a terrible stomach ache, she lets loose, and burps out of her p-ssy. when said burp is released, from the v-g-n-l cavity, it makes a sound that is louder than four jet engines, and reeks of week old queef.
so ladies, please, when you have to fart, please refrain from shoving objects in your -ss.
woman: oh, my! i drank my root beer too fast. but i don’t want to burp, or fart. i know! -shoves thumb in -ss- brrraaaappppp! ahh! that was the best p-ssy burp i’ve ever had!
meanwhile, on the other side of the world –
man wearing a turban: oh d-mn! that smells like week old queef!
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