pussy cappuccino
the frothed -j-c-l-t- created inside a v-g-n- when penetration continues after -j-c-l-t–n, causing the -j-c-l-t- to acquire a foamy texture that resembles frothed milk – as in a cappuccino.
brad pitt kept plowing angelina jolie after he blew a huge load in her tight pink p-ssy. by the time he pulled out, his frothy man-ranch had made her v-g-n- look like a p-ssy cappuccino.
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