pussy crunch
when a woman’s v-g-n- is so tight that when you get your p-n-s in it hurts.
“d-mn, her p-ssy was so tight that sh-t gave me p-ssy crunch!”
when a man hammers or pounds a girl so hard when having s-x that she bleeds and is sore for days on end.
yeah i f-cked my girl friend so hard i gave her a p-ssy crunch!
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