Pussy Day
celebrated on november 5th. it celebrates everything that the v-g-n- has given us. usually, a couple celebrates this day by having brutal s-x.
john: dude, i can’t wait until tomorrow!
steve: why?
john: it’s p-ssy day!
steve: oh, i totally forgot! did you get her a present?
john: yeah, and i’m gonna give it to her!
a day then boyfriend and girlfriend who don’t live in one place yet get together to have s-x. this day should excuse any other non-relationship activity, like going to the gym or work. preferably sat-rday.
q:dude, what time are we going to gym today?
a. 1:sorry bro, my girlfriend wants a p-ssy day.
a. 2:no i am not going, today we having a p-ssy day!
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an elaborate presentation of a woman’s pubic hair, which also makes use of the entire area (l-b–, moles, birthmarks, etc.). hey, darla, what’s your p-ssyscape looking like today? i cut it to look like niagra falls!
- spinning jenney
when the male partner makes a figure 8 around the girls t-ts with his p-n-s during s-xual intercourse. mr. k: the spinning jenney was invented during the industrial revolution. (entire cl-ss laughs) mr. k: is there something funny?
- Putchica
a word used to annoy the h-ll out of someone by slowly and repeatedly whispering it into someone’s ear while making sure that your lips make a slightly wet sound each time you say it. for the ultimate annoyance factor also make sure that you blow some air into the object’s ear as well. putchica-putchica-putchica-putchica
- erasicated
to surrept-tiously remove from the configuration of system without knowledge or consent of the user, or owner of that system. some b-tch just erasicated my cool new ninja battle pirate status from my aol member profile!
- Ertechtion
getting a swelling in your groin when excited by a new piece of technology. geek 1: “hey did you see the new macbook?” geek 2: “oh boy, i had a full on ertechtion.”