Pussy Deprivation Disorder (PDD)
it is a mental disease that occurs within men after a long period of not getting p-ssy. symptoms include: dementia, getting aroused even by women considered to be bat-sh-t ugly, restlessness, a long period of compulsive masturbation then followed by period of no desire to m-st-rb-t- at all what so ever, memory loss, wet-dreams and insomnia. victims of the disease may even go f-cking r-t-rded aka elliot rodger (elliot rodgers – went out seeking “retribution” against women whom he said s-xually rejected him went on a killing spree in isla vista, california, killing six people and sending seven more to the hospital with serious gunshot injuries).
“by the unholy r-ct-m of big-t-tted neptune!! i went to the doctor yesterday and i’ve been diagnosed with p-ssy deprivation disorder (pdd)!” – william shakespeare
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