pussy fart cocktail


a girl takes a huge sh-t into a c-cktail gl-ss and tops it off with a wicked p-ssy fart. the sh-t is optional but the p-ssy fart is mandatory. you may do what you want with the finished c-cktail…
bill: dude i’m craving something awesome
jessica: do you want to put it in my -sshole?
bill: no i want a p-ssy fart c-cktail
jessica: ok perfect, i just ate taco bell and have lots of air in my puss

Read Also:

  • put an egg in your shoe and beat it

    telling someone to get lost a little kid wants to play with some older kids an askes “can i play with you guys?” older kid answers”put an egg in your shoe and beat it ,kid”

  • putback slam

    a triumphant rebound f-ck. girl 1: ohhh katie got f-cked last night! girl 2: didn’t she just break up with her fiance? girl 1: yeah girrrrl, it was a putback slam.

  • Put Things in Korean

    to make something very clear; to lay down the law. if you don’t eat your vegetables now i will call your mother and “put things in korean.”

  • Pweh

    in gamers terms, it means… parky wants evil hat. in reality… it’s the cry of every cute drawing of a fluffy thing out there. pweh! …pweh…? pweh ^.^ an exasperation of dismay, often following a severe attack of muggets. muggets, muggets muggets? muggets!?!?! muggets. pweh!

  • series of actionable items

    i’m not sure what it is, but it definitely isn’t a plan. we had no plan from the previous administration. they simply gave us a series of actionable items.


Disclaimer: pussy fart cocktail definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.