pussy goggles
the term used for describing the action of ramming a girl till she has an -rg-sm. as she’s squirting, the guy goes close to the p-ssy and gets it all over his eyes. the guys eyes start burning and burning till he becomes blind.
dude bro what’s up with your eyes? i just got done screw driving your sister till i earned these p-ssy goggles.
a mans’ absense of all logic and reason due to the fact that he wants a womens p-ssy.
my brother can’t see the fact his girlfriend is a lying, cheating b-tch because he is wearing p-ssy goggles.
p-ssy goggles is a total disregard for any social interaction that does not directly involve the attention or pursuit of a current love interest. normally, p-ssy goggles occurs when a guy meets a new girl and devotes most, if not all, of his time to the girl at the expense of his current group of friends who may feel somewhat abandoned. the p-ssy goggles affliction goes away quickly when the girl dumps the guy and he is left with few social options (if any). he then begins calling all of his old buddies to hang out.
friend one: “hey, where’s your roommate been lately? the guy’s been a ghost for a couple weeks now”
friend two: “oh yeah — he’s got p-ssy goggles for some girl he met during greek week”.
friend one: “so he’s dissed us for some girl?”
friend two: “don’t worry, it’s only a matter of time before she dumps his -ss and the goggles will fly off post haste!” “we figure he’ll call us the day after and will want to hang out” “all of us agreed to freeze him out for a week just to teach him a lesson” lol
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