Pussy Iowa
tall and lanky, usually white trash in nature and temperament. often times will try to compensate for this by developing bourgeois tastes in home furnishings. has trouble making decisions and will vacillate back and forth for an eternity before taking a step in any definitive direction. although this species has trouble losing it’s hick accent and trashy mannerisms, he’s able to overcome these obstacles by being disarmingly charming at the most unexpected times. all in all, mind-numbingly frustrating to deal with, but worth the pain and h-ssle, due to his secret sweet disposition.
although he was able to fool many in his immediate circle, it was apparent to those who knew him well that this p-ssy iowa was putting on airs.
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