pussy locket
a locket that, when utilized, instantaneously forces the victim to heed to your every command. the effects are similar to hypnotism, but are much more sensual. one must inherit a p-ssy locket from a certified wizard, as they are all but impossible to recreate.
sweet p-ssy locket man!
Read Also:
- Drunkcrafting
when you drink so much, you think youll be better on minecraft while youre drunk, so of co-rs-…you play minecraft while youre drunk, and screw up most of your materials by crafting useless junk im drunkcrafting a pickaxe…fml, i made a hoe again!
- Put me in coach!
a conversation between a man’s primary and secondary brain where the later lets the former know he’s ready for action. coach willie’s team was excited to see the new gr-ss on the field. johnson stood up and said, “put me in coach! i’m ready to play!” what you tell your lover female (or possibly male […]
- Pan Queer
a woman who derives s-xual gratification from sodomizing a man with a strapon d-ld-. i thought i was going to get some booty, but she’s pan queer, thats what she was looking for.
- Drunk Mailing
the act of emailing someone, such as a close friend or ex-girlfriend, while under the influence of alcohol in an attempt to somehow have intercourse with her despite the fact that it is physically impossible during such circ-mstances and that the complications caused by such actions will likely lead to humiliation and self-loathing. the rise […]
- pantis
the mysterious fold of fat tucked under the pants on the front side of an older obese man or woman. it is also known as “front b-tt”. it insists the viewer to ask him/her the question, “what the f-ck is that?” i hope i don’t have a pantis when i get old so i still […]