Pussy Marauder
a man who absolutely loves h-ttin` p-ssy of all colours and creeds, and doesn`t give a flying f-ck about the dangers or consequences. a certified connoisseur of c-nt with the scalps on his bedpost to prove it. defining characteristics of a p-ssy marauder are: various girl`s pubic hairs collected in jars or stuck to scotch tape (mementoes), and or an impressive collection of videos of his gullibe conquests bedroom gymnastics on his lengendary workbench.
paul: “are you sure john isn`t a f-ggot?”
george: “f-ck no! he`s a p-ssy marauder! he`s f-cked more b-tches, than you`ve had hot dinners!”
1. a man who loves to chase and hit p-ssy in serious numbers. a man who thinks about p-ssy to distraction,and has the ability to get p-ssy onto the workbench, and get the scalp. a man who is both p-ssionate and fearless when it comes to c-nt, and isn`t intimidated by the consequences after he`s nailed it to the cross.any man has just gotta bounce his b-lls off any piece of -ss regardless of colour or creed!
“are you sure shannon ain`t a f-gg? holy f-ck no! he`s a p-ssy marauder! he`s nailed more c-nt than you`ve had hot dinners!”
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