pussy olympics
when a s-ssy woman puts a guy through the ‘p-ssy olympics’ before having s-x aka what a man is willing to do in order to get the p-ssy.
briar: “have you slept with him yet?”
jade: “no i’m still putting him through the p-ssy olympics”
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