Pussy Paddler
a person who is over sensitive when it comes to the subject of getting p-ssy, evades getting laid because they want something real.
makes movements like a virgin/nhm, a mario, h-ll even a kinopio or over values a person rather than the s-x they can get from them…sometimes before they’ve even met them.
more or less the type that wants to get to know them, waits like 2 months to hit it and then after just one time, they’re window shopping so they can “put a ring on it” or treats them like a queen.
p.s. also known as “ptpoap”.
“yo, i’mma need my wingmen tonight, whole squad on this ish”
squad member 1 “nah dude, got rugby practice”
squad member 2 “my girl wants to do some sh-t”
squad member 3 “soccer”
squad member 4 “gotta get those credits”
“flakey f–ker”
squad member 4 “i’m not!”
-main dude starts to walk out-
squad member 4 “hey bruh!, why not take rocky?”
“no!, he’s a f–king p-ssy paddler!, send him to the grenade & he’ll probably try and get a ride to vegas to marry the trick.”
whole team “hykit!”
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