pussy print
noun – a wet mark, especially in the shape of the area between the l-b– majora, made when a female sits naked on an absorbant surface during intercourse, or in a state of s-xual arrousal.
“in her rush to get dressed and look innocent, she didn’t notice the tell tale p-ssy print on the bed after she was finished watching p-rn and masturbating.”
the unique and individual qualities for the female v-g-n-. similar to the commonly known fingerprint, where there is a unique pattern for every individual and no fingerprint is the same. the p-ssyprint is referring to how no v-g-n- is the same. there are unique features that might get one girl off but will not work for the next.
friend 1- “dude, i was with this girl last night and i couldn’t get her off.”
friend 2- “that’s because all girls have a p-ssyprint, no girls v-g-n- is the same.”
noun.
the impeccably accurate print of a v-g-n- formed out of fresh menstrual blood. usually located on clean bed sheets.
“sh-t dude what is that on your bed sheets?!”
“oh that, it’s just my girlfriends p-ssy print. she’s on the blob today.”
the pattern that a v-lv- makes when pressed against a surface. as each fingerprint is unique, so is each p-ssy-print.
the police officer was able to identify the suspect at the crime scene (a nude swimming pool for super-models) based solely on her p-ssy-print. the quick-thinking officer took a picture of the water-mark the suspect’s v-lv- made against a bench at the swimming pool before it dried in the hot sun. after taking the p-ssy-print of each super-model at the pool using a soft clay mold pressed gently, yet firmly, against her v-lv-, the suspect (who had a glabrous, well-defined l-b—majora and a trim l-b—minora with crinkles at the edges reminiscent of orchid’s petals) was identified.
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