Pussy Purée
purée is the general term for food, usually vegetables or legumes, that have been ground, pressed, and/or strained to the consistency of a soft paste or thick liquid.
in the human anatomy, more often with females, purée is sometimes used to describe the viscous yet lubricating, potent secretions from the v-g-n-, when aroused hence the term “p-ssy purée.”
most men consider the smell of p-ssy purée to be revolting while others may be attracted to it.
“the secretaries p-ssy purée was so potent, she could be unnoticed from across the office.”
“honey grab the lube my p-ssy purée is gettin thick.”
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