pussy residue
obviously the fur left behind from a cat, in a location where it had lounged for an extended period of time.
“hold on bob, i need to clean the p-ssy residue off of the couch before you sit on it. ”
mittens got his p-ssy residue all over the sheets, and now there is some in my eye.
i can’t stop sneezing due to all of the p-ssy residue clogging up my sinuses after i let chewbacca lay on my face all night.
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