pussy scabs
when you get high on c-ke, and your d-ck becomes as hard and sharp as a samurai sword. then when you f-ck your b-tch, you slice up her p-ssy. then you c-m in that bl–dy mess. when it all dries that b-tch has p-ssy scabs.
joe: man, my c-ke d-ck sliced that p-ssy up!
fred: what did you do?
joe: i just left her with some p-ssy scabs
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