Pussy shart

when a woman mistakenly trusts a queef & instead encounters a sudden splurge of hot, stinky, week-old curdled s-m-n that paints & destroys her panties, resulting in the dire need of heavy douching and deep cleansing of the demolished panties.
ellen’s neighbor witnessed ellen pressure washing her panties on the clothes line again, figuring she must have encountered yet another p-ssy shart.
“p-ssy shart” is defined as a shart that comes out the p-ssy….no sh-t. a p-ssy shart usually occurs after a long hard night of “sp-ce docking”. it is a well known fact that a “p-ssy fart” and a “shart” are among some of the most hilarious events ever to happen to anyone. now imagine these two magical events combined.
stig: yo sookrims ever tried sp-ce-docking?

sookrims: ehh no…why?

stig: coz i did.

sookrims: haha any good

stig: yeh……

sookrims: but.

stig: she totally p-ssy sharted on my d-ck

sookrims: lol
a p-ssyshart is a disgusting, more violent version of a common “p-ssyfart” experienced only by the most sick members of society. a p-ssyshart is an expulsion of trapped air and sh-t from within a woman’s poonani flaps. “how the f-ck did the sh-t get in there?!” you may be asking yourself, please see – sp-ce docking.
“yo, how much to let that hot girl over there p-ssy shart in your mouth?”

“shiiit, you’re f-cked up man, that’s just sick…” -runs away crying-