pussy sneeze
when a girl queefs and squirts at the same time
person 1: “dude, last night hooked up with rachel and she p-ssy sneezed all over my face.”
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a great name that is meant for super sarcastic people. they are the best people you will ever meet with kind hearts. your lucky to know a queyrouze. phill: did you meet the queyrouzes their awesome? jill: nope but everyone has been talking about them.
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colloquially known as society. society is a collective of idiots.
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the sadness or anxiety one feels when one leaves one’s cell phone at home. i felt cellancholy all day without my phone.
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when someone leaves a conversation moments before the crescendo e.g “i have more to say on this topic but a child is objecting to me finishing” you totally cliffhangered me again
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when you open another persons -sshole and insert a lit candle that’s not a scented candle. i use that for a dirty lantern
 
