pussy to text ratio
this is a ratio applied to certain bros that have a very significant texting relationship with a certain chick. a low p-ssy to text ratio would imply that this bro is not getting the amount of p-ssy that he deserves based on the amount of meaningless text conversations he has with said chick.
p-ssy to text ratio = amount of p-ssy / amount of mind-numbing texts
sean: dude, what the h-ll. you’ve been textin that chick like its your job. how have you not shown her your snake yet?
jake: i don’t wanna talk about it man.
sean: your p-ssy to text ratio is lower than my grandpa’s b-lls, and those b-lls are very low.
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