pussy whipped

(1) adj – situation whereupon a male is undeniably at the mercy of his high-maintinence girlfriend & answers to her every beck and call, usually followed by the reprioritizing of girlfriend over friends, family, school, food, water, and air.
(2) adj – making decisions based on the incentive of s-x
(1) omg, tom’s girl has him so f-cking p-ssy whipped that instead of going to the yankees game with me and the boys, he spent his whole weekend at the pottery barn expo, picking out ceramic cats and china patterns. ::insert cracking bull-whip sound here::
(2) if she didn’t give it up all the time, he wouldn’t be so godd-mned p-ssy whipped.
when one is a slave to coochie and is completely owned and controlled by the coochie’s owner.
while vacationing in new york city, adam (the b-tch) was so p-ssy whipped he went to a lame -ss broadway show and drank a cosmopolitan intead of taking his woman to espn zone and watching sports and drinking beer. and he still didn’t get any cause she has p-ssy control…and his b-lls.
when ur girlfriend is the p-n-s of the relationship.
if she says jump, u ask how high?
you world blindly revolving around your woman.
jeff’s decisions are based on what his woman is doing. ditching his boys her and forgetting what is important to him. he is so p-ssy whipped!
when a male of the species will not do anything against his significant other’s wishes for fear that she will retaliate by not performing s-xual favors for him.
friend #1: “man, that b-tch has jack p-ssywhipped! know where he is?”
friend #2: “yeah, he’s so afraid he won’t get any tonight, he’s home watching ‘dawson’s creek’ with her instead of at the world series with us!”
friend #3: “d-mn, what a loser.”
where you give up everything so you can be with your woman. this means blowing off your buddies so you can spend the whole weekend at your girlfriends house, spending cr-p loads of money on christmas, birthdays, movies, dinner (even though you can’t afford it) and being at her beckon call. what you once were is history, because you slowly become something else so you can met her expectations, because she usually is high matienance, demanding jewelry and designer clothes
he is so p-ssy whipped cause he had to save up for a long time so he could buy his woman diamonds and other expensive sh-t.
adj. describing a heteros-xual male who is socially and emotionally dominated by his life partner.
jeff won’t come to our tailgate party. he’s so p-ssywhipped alex karras sent him a sympathy card!

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