Pussydissis
a p-ssy whipped man who’s n-ts-ck has been replaced with a hole. he knows his spot in life is behind his wife. at night before going to bed he prays the following prayer “the woman is always right if she is wrong,she is still right”
when commanded to jump by the wife aka “the queen”, he responds “how high shall i jump in your high heels this time honey!”
coleen: steven! make me a sammich!
steven: “how high shall i jump in your high heels this time honey!” proceeded by going to the kitchen at 2am to make mamma a sammich.
steve p-ssydissis
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