Pussygen
the dense, warm, and high pressure pocket of oxygen that dwells in the recesses of women’s v-g-n-s which when diffused to an area of lower pressure outside the v-g-n- is the sole cause of a queef, and what aids in cunnililingus / eating out.
upon capsizing from their yacht, jane was unconscious and tom found themselves drowning. he remembered a trick back from his pool boy days he coined, “m-ff diving” and proceeded to put his mouth around her v-g-n- and use her p-ssygen as a human snorkel to ascend them to safety, whilst forever breaking the ice on their friendship and being the realest man alive.
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