pussyhat
the act of implanting one’s entire head, including the face and ears, into the v-g-n- of a female for s-xual pleasure. success will come more often with the use of a bald or closely-shaven head, a very loose v-g-n- (p-rn stars or prost-tutes recommended, although an extra charge may be applied), and ample amounts of lube to ease the entry (can be found at a local grocery store).
alex: “one time my friend was so bored trying to pull an all-nighter while waiting for the new call of duty map pack to come out that he watched four hours of p-rn and stumbled across some weird sh-t where this guy was wearing a p-ssy hat.”
brandon: “did he finish to it?”
alex: “i don’t know for sure, but i think he did. and the guy was bald too!”
the placement of the l-b– on someones head or face. the equivalent of a female “tea-bag.”
did you hear that taylor gave matt a p-ssyhat last night?
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