Pussyitis
a disease that targets the male species and causes them to be more like the female of the species.
symptoms
-no longer enjoying the taste of beer.
-no longer liking sports.
-agreeing with your wife.
-listening to your wife.
-choosing to be with your wife instead of drinking beer with the guys/team after the game.
-unquenchable urge to shave your box 24/7.
cure
-a night out with guys involving borderline alcohol poisoning and a strip club. patient must be left on his door step and his doorbell rung for his wife to find.
cure only works in some cases and may take several doses before a full cure can be obtained.
golfer 1 – “i guess it will just be a threesome today.”
golfer 2 – “where’s kyle?”
golfer 1 – “he just called, he’s not coming, his scorching case of p-ssyitis flared up again.”
when one has the oppertunity to complete and chokes horribly with some stupid excuse. especially with a p-ssy-ss blister.
player one now that james is hurt will pinkle play fullback?
player 2 no he went out with a blister.
player 1 o he must have a case of p-ssyitis.
when someone gets sand in their eye and goes to the er
“ben got sand in his eye while bodysurfing and went to the hospital in nantucket and got diagnosed with big -ss case of p-ssyitis”
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