pussyjuicer
a mechanical device used to extrace a womans v-g-n-l fluid while shes sleeping
nothing like warm p-ssy juice in the morning
where did u get that
o i thought u were sleeping
whats that a blender
no its a p-ssyjuicer, i suck out your p-ssy juice while your sleeping then drink it
oo honey ifu wanted to drink my p-ssy juice u should have just asked
really
no i want a divorce
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