pussymouth

whining to the point of utter annoyance.
carrie: oh boo hoo! there is not enough sugar on the rim of my lemon drop shot!

scott: shut your p-ssy mouth, carrie, and stop complaining about your rim!
/poos-ee-mouth/ n. term used discreetly among married straight/bi-curious men to describe any gay male c-cksucking connoisseur with a mouth that feels like their wives’ p-ss-es used to; the only difference being that this “p-ssy” satisfies without nagging, having emotions or bleeding, and once you c-m, it will leave.
dude, call patrick up, that cat has a p-ssymouth that’ll make you nut h-lla hard!
one who gives head so well that it feels like a p-ssy when your in there mouth
“feels like im in your p-ssy when your suckin my d-ck, ima tell all my friends about your p-ssy mouth!”

phrase meaning your mouth is all watery.
when spiteful talks into his mic it sounds like he has a p-ssy mouth.
a man’s mouth with a goatee.
did you see that commercial with billy mays selling orange clean? man, that guy has a p-ssy mouth!
when you can’t handle lame spicy foods.
“dude, you can’t handle the jalapenos? you have such a p-ssymouth.”

“i’d like my curry mild, please. i have a huge p-ssymouth.”
the medical condition in which one who has an oral cavity that tastes and smells like a v-g-n-, usually contracted after extended periods of eating out v-g-n-s
lesbian- “dude, i went to visit smith college over the summer.”
lesbian #2- “dude, same here, i went last summer…so did you get p-ssymouth?”
lesbian- “h-lls yea i did. i had p-ssy for breakfast, lunch, and dinner all day everyday.”
lesbian #2- -high five-
when using photoshop program for mac,using the mirror tool, it looks like you have one eye and a p-ssy for a mouth.
she was a p-ssy mouth,i wanna lick you till the cows come home, a p-ssy mouth.

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