Pussymuffin
when your fisting your girlfriend and suddenly a m-ffin falls out of her v-g-n-. warning: do not eat!!
man: “hey babe this awsome p-ssym-ffin just fell out of your v-g-n-”
women: “oh dear, thats the second time today..”
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when a girl mixes up m-ffin batter, and funnels it in with her p-ssy in the air. she then proceeds to take a hair dryer and hold it on her vag until the m-ffin is firm, yet still moist.
dan: my, lyndsey, those were some fantastic p-ssy m-ffins you made this morning.
nick: i agree, and the cylindrical shape makes them easy to carry for an on-the-go treat.
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