put down the kelp
means stop sucking d-ck. in spongebob, theres an episode where the krusty krab sells kelp drinks and it shows spongebob slurping on the straw, so it means stop slurping on d-ck.
matthew: “oh my god nathan, you have the best handles and the best shot in basketball and youre really good.”
nathan: “thanks?”
nick: “put down the kelp matthew, jheeez”
get a mug for your facebook friend rihanna.
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