Put me in coach!
a conversation between a man’s primary and secondary brain where the later lets the former know he’s ready for action.
coach willie’s team was excited to see the new gr-ss on the field. johnson stood up and said, “put me in coach! i’m ready to play!”
what you tell your lover female (or possibly male depending on one’s personal preference)…what you tell your s-x partner to do when preparing for oral, -n-l, “breastual,” and/or v-g-n-l intercourse.
the act of delegating the act of inserting one’s p-n-s into an orifice and/or sphincter
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this action is usually necessary when one is lazy, incompetent, and/or unable to insert one’s own p-n-s…in which case you should find a way to let said person experience a lord byron.
billy: “hey i really want to have s-x with you”
jane: “ooooooooh baby i’ve been waiting for you all my life”
billy: “good so put me in coach”
“ughhh i want your d-ck inside me!!!” “hey you’re the boss…ha put me in coach”
“wow this is harder than i thought…those damm p-rnstars make it look so easy…ummm…this is an awkward somewhat embarr-ssing question…but ummm…do you think you could put me in coach?” -sighs of relief- “ahhh thanks!” 🙂
the common words used by a white boy when wanting to play in a basketball game.
white boy: hey “put me in coach! ”
coach: sorry son, your white, its just not in your blood.
1) what you say to the coach when you’re warming the bench, but you want to go in so you can win the game
2) what you say to the airline people when you want to sit in economy cl-ss
1) put me in coach! i’m ready to play!
2) put me in coach! right between the 400 lb. b-tch and the crying baby.
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