Put my suitcase under the bed
settling in to what was once meant to be a temporary situation.
man 1: “seems weird that you’re still dating katie. did you put your suitcase under the bed or something?”
man 2: “yeah, at first she was just a rebound but it turns out we have a ton in common. i can definitely see us going somewhere.”
“y’know working at the local bookstore was just going to get me through college, but i love the people and the pays pretty good, so i might put my suitcase under the bed at this one.”
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