put you to bed


to perform a vigorous s-xual thrashing on someone, causing them to sleep for an unspecified amount of time, sometimes resulting in some short term memory loss.
“i wanna put my fingers thru your hair
wrap me up in your legs
and love you till your eyes roll back
i’m tryin to put you to bed…”—“bed” by j. holiday

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