putter failure
the embarr-ssing act of widely missing a ridiculously short putt in either golf, or (more often) disc golf.
it usually occurs when the player becomes arrogant or c-cksure at their skill vs. the distance, and botches the swing or throw due to a blase effort.
“dude, you were like 6 feet from the basket! that wasn’t even close! epic putter failure!”
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