putterlik
a putterlik is one who licks putters. licking putters is crucial to the survival of this beautiful creature. once one starts licking, there is no stopping a putterlik, unless you cut off it’s head. do not approach a putterlik from behind, unless gone unnoticed, for putterliks are vicious creatures with cat-like reflexes, and will rip your head off in one swipe. putterliks are known to be highly venemous creatures, and there is no known anti- venom available. so don’t f-ck with a putterlik, or you will die.
“did you see that putterlik licking joel’s putter last night? i wouldn’t want to f-ck with that putterlik!”
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