putting on the lipstick
the special occasion when one menstruating beaver eater scissors with a non-menstruating kitty puncher leaving a nice red gloss on her meat curtains.
desiree: i’m home early!
brittany: already?
desiree: i’m h-rny as f-ck, and flowing heavy! you feel like putting on the lipstick?
brittany: oh my god! i love feeling your crimson hot sauce on my rat bologna!
desiree: i’ve got the shoehorn in case of hydro-lock!
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