Putting the mustache on the unicorn
when you send a phrase to urban dictionary from three different accounts to get it published
my definition wasn’t good enough so i’m putting the mustache on the unicorn
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- pussy scrumping
when one takes p-ssy without consent. (also see rape) prisoner 1..what are you banged up for? prisoner2.. i got caught p-ssy scrumping, i got 6 years, its my 2nd time for rape prisoner 1.. you nasty pr-ck, i’m going -ss scrumping tonight, see you then
- pussy scavenger
someone who preys on their friends partners or preys on friends leftovers mike sh-gged my girlfriend and he f-cked steve’s ex, his such a p-ssy scavenger. he isn’t my mate anymore.
- pumping the derrick
when you are pinching a loaf and stand up and sit back down to squeeze the last bit of poo from your bowels. pumping the derrick: i was pumping the derick during my morning poo.
- pull one
the act of quickly masturbating after having s-x with an unattractive woman with the intentions of not getting caught. after finishing of sh-lly i had to pull one because her services were not up to par.
- Professional Surprise Sex Giver
a rapist oh man, tania is totally a professional surprise s-x giver.