PVS

p hantom
v ibration
s yndrome

the sensation that your cell phone is vibrating in your pocket, when it actually is not.
i thought my cell phone was vibrating, but it was just pvs
stands for phantom vibration syndrome. this is a condition where an individual feels a vibration from their cellular phone. the user attempts to answer it only to find that his phone did not ring at all. this can occur even when one doesn’t even have their phone with them.

so don’t worry, you’re not the only one.
joe: so that’s how i saved christmas.
jim: holdup, phone.
(jim takes his phone out of his pocket.)
jim: it’s no one. stupid pvs.
post-vegas syndrome. an excuse that can be given for mess-ups at work due to the jet lag, lack of sleep, money loss, and pretty much everything sin city can cause overuse of. usually lasts one week, but financial side effects can last months or years.
“i’m sorry that there was no attachment on that email sir, i am suffering from pvs.”

“joe is skipping the gym today, pvs”

“tony nevada asked me to car pool today, his wallet is hurtin – still stuck with pvs”
posterior void syndrome is a very real affliction. i seem to have a magnet to attract those suffering from what is otherwise known as being an a$$hole.
david has pvs.
1. abbreviation for p-rn star v-g-n- syndrome commonly characterized by the inside of the v-g-n- hanging outside of the l-b–.

2. a v-g-n- that’s been beat up to the point where it hangs loosely resembling that of a 90 year old woman on an otherwise young girl
simon: “dude how did it get on with that chick hanging all over you last night at jay’s party?”
roger: “aaaaw, her v-g-n- was hanging out past her knees, total p.v.s. status”
posterior void syndrome is a very real affliction. i seem to have a magnet to attrack those suffering from what is otherwise known as being an a$$hole.
david has pvs.
persistant(or persistive) vegetative state.

used to describe someone who seems to have sunken into a persistant vegetative state. synonyms for day dreaming, or sp-cing out.
“hey man, look at me!. “i’m talking to you!, what have you gone pvs on me?” is it time to remove the tube?