pwnt by life
when something bad happens to you, but you are powerless to stop it.
pwnt life
guy a: “i tripped and sprained my ankle. then it started raining and i caught a cold. i also stepped in dog sh-t just now.”
guy b: “ha! you were pwnt by life!”
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