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• pulling a matty

  verb: to continuously fail your chosen university papers. to take 4 years to finish a 3 year degree keefe: when does benny graduate? ryan: he’s pulling a matty so i dunno

• party wounds

  injuries incurred from typical party activities such as heavy drinking and dancing. positive descriptions of one’s party wounds e.g. “check out this bruise!” serve as badges of honour. the more serious the wound the harder one must have been partying. see also bangover “how was the party at hugo’s?” “face melting! i suffered some harsh […]

• Sexy Oops

  unintentionally bringing about your own demise, through autoerotic activity. originally, david was thought to have killed himself, but it turns out it was just a s-xy oops.

• Sexy Sauce

  s-xy sauce, a slang term for lubricant. if we do it up the chuffer we need some s-xy sauce. sauce that is s-xy; used to describe something that is awsome to the point of eroticism. yeah, that asian was totally s-xysauce. holy sh-t, that explosion was s-xysauce. s-xy sauce is a an optical illusion, when […]

• shadow table

  the lunch table at which all the black kids sit at/probably the funniest table in the whole cafeteria you: where can i find de’jaun? me: man, you already know he’s sittin’ up at the shadow table. bruh has a whole bucket of kfc today.

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