Pwoper Muser


the growing group of musers well versed in everything related to the band muse, and its members.

they take their name from a youtube video showing the lead singer, matt bellamy (a.k.a. g-d,) catching a fish, which he proceeds to name “pwoper”.

a muser usually reaches pwoperness when he or she has heard all 126 songs, and knows the lyrics to approximately 76 of them. the definition of pwoperness reaches out to include involvement in the muse community, knowledge of various muse gigs, knowledge of interviews, affiliation with takeabow19, and knowledge of every single article of clothing worn by either matt bellamy, dom howard, or chris wolstenholme.
“my sister is a pwoper muser. all she ever talks about is the f-cking glitterati!”

“i’m a pwoper muser. i don’t have a favorite muse alb-m.”

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