Q-tip
a little white stick with cotton swabs on either end. useful for sticking in a bodily orifice where a finger can’t reach
little johnny swabbed his -sshole with a q-tip and presented it to his mother
super smooth rapper of tribe called quest fame
fartsman: hey q-tip, those are some funky fresh jams
q-tip: thanks!
a person of much older age (60-80s) that still are some what capable of driving, all you can see is there little old white hairs creeping over the steering wheel.
this is crazy that q-tip can’t drive for nothing, its immpossible for them to see over the wheel of that lincoln town car.
when you are getting head from a girl (or guy) and when you are at climax you turn her head and -j-c-l-t- in her ear.
i gave your girlfriend a q tip last night, and she said you have a small p-n-s!
blue-ish stick with cotton on both sides
used to remove what is most likely dead thoughts from the ear
man, you need to use a q tip
a skinny caucasian male, usually teenaged, that has his hair bleached white, giving the appearence of a thin q-tip. usually into rap/hip-hop. see cracka and honkey.
that eminem wannabe is such a q tip
an elderly person. so called because, like a cotton swab, they’re white on both ends: white hair and those white walking shoes!
everyone was tired of the q-tip who was holding up the line at the bank.
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