q1w2e3r4t5y6u7i8o9p0
the sign of boredom where you are beyond bored so bored that you have already typed plmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzeswaq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilop, and mlpnkobjivhucgyxftzdrseawq. so you do the ultimate boredom chant, q1w2e3r4t5y6u7i8o9p0, and everyone around you will gasp. you will be seen as extremely bored, and the boredom gods will come down, and praise you, the new priest of boredom.
some guy: i’m so bored i will type plmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzeswaq
some girl: i’m so bored i will type qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp
some dude: i’m so bored i will type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
some chick: i’m so bored i will type zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilop
some man: i’m so bored i will type mlpnkobjivhucgyxftzdrseawq
some bored guy: i’ve already done those
everyone: gasp!
some bored guy: i will do the ultimate deed
some chick: what?
some bored guy: i will type q1w2e3r4t5y6u7i8o9p0
everyone: omg!
some bored guy: q1w2e3r4t5y6u7i8o9p0, q1w2e3r4t5y6u7i8o9p0, q1w2e3r4t5y6u7i8o9p0
god of boredom: you are our new priest you are clearly bored you have even summoned us with the q1w2e3r4t5y6u7i8o9p0 chant we welcome you.
some bored guy: i will do it.
everyone: wtf this is worse than a j-panese anime
some chick: ikr
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