QES

queen elizabeth school, in this case located in kirkby lonsdale in the north west of england.

qes is well known for having insane out of control students, it has appeared twice in the newspaper, the most recent would be a large article about how students are known to carry large kitchen knives in their bags or pockets, however teachers are not particularly concerned by this.

one of the more well known would be the ‘wray party’ which was an outrageous event where all girls who attended gave birth to at least three children the next day.
as well as this a large amount of cars were stolen and most of the village it took place in was destroyed.

the students themselves are violent little thugs with no respect, the teachers are usually found to be in possession of a cane or baseball bat, and with a near full grown beard and the occasional moustache.
a: ‘oh, look at that man’s moustache!’

b: ‘he must work at qes.’

a: ‘know where i can buy a kitchen knife around here?’

b: ‘try qes, they might have a few spare.’
qes has become centre of a large drugs ring, supplying cannabis, heroin, cocaine and mdma to primary schools and other secondary schools throughout c-mbria.
staff claim ignorance, yet recently, a student and teacher were caught by the police with over 15kg or high grade cannabis and £12,000 in cash driving a yellow 70-seater along kirkby high street, selling to tourists.
the school regularly holds parties, usually in halton, to disguise large shipments to other school districts. year 10 pupil known only as d.k. is said to be the centre of it all, and though police are -ssuring his immediate capture, he seems to have dodged them for his profitable 4 years of dealing.
this is strong sh-t
must be from qes