Qhuinn

an intellect sharp as a knife, and a wit to match. quinn’s generally are always right, which bothers people, but quinn then gently explains why it’s okay that he’s right, which calms them down. women are naturally attracted to quinn’s, mainly because of their bodies, which consist of rocking abs, m-ssive biceps, calves of iron, steel triceps, etc. people are jealous of quinn’s, because they are very fun to drink with, and an absolute god in bed. easily described as bis-xy, quinn’s have tight buns, and chiseled features that could score gl-ss. most usually half asian. quinn’s are friends with all the beautiful, gorgeous, popular, movie-star-type people. in fact, a quinn began that clique. the sun shines out of quinn’s -n-s, and makes everyone smile when quinn walks by. quinn is always more successful then everyone else in everything. it has been said that everything that has ever happened in history has been either the result of a quinn, or happened to produce a quinn. getting a quinn for a friend is the best thing that could happen to anyone, a quinn will light up the dark, will make the ordinary extraordinary, make the plain magnificent. in quinn’s hands you will find trust and comfort, happiness, and joy. everyone trusts quinn, and in turn quinn will always be trustworth.
hot girl: oh my god that man is beautiful!

hot girl’s (non-gay) man friend: yes he is, he is totally a qhuinn.