QotMFD


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  • mallergy

    when someone says they have a food allergy or intolerance, but they only dislike the food. used to gain attention, get special treatment in restaurants or just to irritate people. guy #1: i can’t eat that brownie; i’m allergic to nuts. guy #2: no you’re not. don’t p-ss off some mallergy as something serious.

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    to be very small but fat, or to be very gay wow zues your super chodey

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