quack

queef (v-g-n-l fart) under water.
“upon completion of coitus in the hot tub, as i pulled out she quacked.”

a duck
a doctor of questionable ablitiy and reputation.
even tho erin’s dad claims to be a doctor, i say he’s a quack! he didn’t even graduate high school!
the sound a duck makes
“quack”

1. a fraudulent physician

2. any physician
this quack has no skills in medicine at all.
a very s-xy sound when moaned by a girl.
guy: so what do ducks say?
girl: …quack…..
a scam-artist. a person who makes up bullsh-t medical products or advice or prescriptions that don’t work. a snake oil salesman.
most alternative medicine “specialists” and psychics are quacks.
noun: slang for “crazy” common in the south, especially near areas of high duck concentration.

1. that’s quack, man.

2. you’re so quack.

3. dude! that’s quack, yo!
-to quack is to perform an act that displays one’s stupidity, incoherence, lack of coordination, or outright inability to relate or adapt in a social setting. derived from the sound a duck makes, more specifically the verb form for what a duck (see definitions 5,8, and 9 for “duck”) does.
-to f-ck up the situation for everybody.
you missed the biggest quack!
what happened?
____ ran down the hill, tripped and busted -ss all over the sidewalk and fence by the tennis courts!

how was your birthday?
fun as sh-t, we got f-cked up then ______ quacked ridiculously by hitting the blunt backwards! he didn’t even notice for like 2 seconds, then he got up and slid down the hill and lost his keys.
what a f-ckin’ quack

i dropped the entire pizza on the ground.
you’re so quackin.

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