Quadruple Facepalm
this is said to be performed by having your friend place both his palms on your hands, then performing a double facepalm. it takes practice and careful coordination to perform properly.
not much else is known about the elusive quadruple facepalm, other than it killed it’s creator: hans garfludeldorf (the same man who once constructed an entire castle out of duct-tape). he attempted to perform the quadruple facepalm without the aid of another person; he died from blunt trauma to the face. since then, few have dared attempt the quadruple facepalm by themselves for fear of their lives.
me and my friend saw this guy i know run up to an officer, stoned out of his mind and naked, and punch him in the face while screaming, “i wanna have your babies!”. my friend and i performed the quadruple facepalm, because the guy failed so epically at life.
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