Quaffling


the process of angrily masturbating. also known as the “solo anger bang.” usually done after an unsuccessful trip to the clubs while your roommate is banging someone.
guy 1: dude you haven’t danced with anyone tonight!
guy 2 (angrily): yea i know! i guess i’ll just end up quaffling tonight.

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